She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think I’d have preferred a ghost….
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
Real life vs Societal expectations
she is so raw as fuck doe
how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while
I don’t want to be right
When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.
reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters.
educating yourself on other cultures is v important
white girls are out of control these days